“Fellas, ever wondered what it feels like to have a stranger turn your baby factory into a ghost town… while you’re still awake? Buckle up, because this vasectomy play-by-play is equal parts horror story and comedy special. Spoiler alert: there’s smoke, there’s scalpels, and there’s an ice pack on your crotch for 72 straight hours. Tag a buddy who needs to schedule his ASAP!” – Garret
