<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0">
    <channel>
        <title>Catfish &amp; Lori Blog</title>
        <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/</link>
        <description>Catfish &amp; Lori&apos;s blog on K95 Country - WKHK.</description>
        <language>en-us</language>
        <copyright>Copyright 2010</copyright>
        <lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:17:47 -0500</lastBuildDate>
        <generator>http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/</generator>
        <docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs>
        
        <item>
            <title>Brad Paisley&apos;s fall Saturday night</title>
            <description><![CDATA[During the encore of his final show on his American Saturday Night Tour in Charleston, South Carolina. Brad was running and slipped during his performance of Alcohol, but jumped back up pretty quickly. He went to the hospital directly after the show but sustained only a bruise. His H2O Tour will kick off later this spring. Here's video of Brad's fall. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yyVJjWl5ix8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yyVJjWl5ix8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/03/brad-paisleys-fall-saturday-ni.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/03/brad-paisleys-fall-saturday-ni.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:17:47 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>CUSS FREE WEEK</title>
            <description>Hoping to bring a little Golden Rule to the Golden State, the California Assembly wants the first seven days of March each year declared &quot;Cuss Free Week&quot; for the state&apos;s all-too-often, foul-mouth residents. The resolution passed by voice vote this week. The state Senate will vote Monday. The proclamation was inspired by 16-year-old McKay Hatch of South Pasadena, who founded a No Cussing Club at his junior high in 2007. It now has 35,000 members. The resolution states: &quot;Our goal with this resolution is to get people to realize that words do matter. At the end of the day we may not eliminate profanity, but hopefully we can reduce the frequency with which it is used.&quot; Well, do you think you could go Cuss Free for a week?</description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/cuss-free-week.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/cuss-free-week.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:23:12 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>We are so lucky...Just rain this time!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[This is what we didn't get last night...<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EMhUZAq5IxQ&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/this-is-what-we-didnt.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/this-is-what-we-didnt.html</guid>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">video</category>
            
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:33:34 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>Teaching Shakespeare to a toddler...</title>
            <description><![CDATA[This little guy is just adorable!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/teaching-shakespeare-to-a-todd.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/teaching-shakespeare-to-a-todd.html</guid>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">video</category>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:02:50 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>Is this a KItty or Puppy Tower</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>This is so cute... only my dog would have eaten the tower!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GAlbRWUQpuw&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GAlbRWUQpuw&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/is-this-a-kitty-or-puppy-tower.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/is-this-a-kitty-or-puppy-tower.html</guid>
            
            
                <category domain="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag">video</category>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:51:45 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>WHAT TO DRINK BEFORE AND AFTER A WORKOUT</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>I found this very interesting... mostly the last one listed for after your work out!!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>What you put into your body directly effects what you get out of it. So, if you're cracking a beer before you grind out an 8-miler, you're doing yourself a disservice. You should wait and crack that beer when you get back (seriously).<br /><br />BEFORE<br /><br />• Caffeine -- A study at Vanderbilt concluded the following: Caffeine's use ... has been proven to increase physical endurance but has many side effects and precautions. However, caffeine's use for short-term endurance appears to have no affect on the athlete.<br /><br />• Water -- If you're dehydrated, depending on how dehydrated you are, it could take as long as 24 hours to build yourself back to a rehydrated state. Further, on a shorter-term scale, you don't want to chug a bottle of water 5 minutes before you go running. Water is absorbed by your stomach and small intestine at 5ml per minute and 500ml per hour respectively, so you should be able to fully absorb most of a bottle of water if you chug it one hour before you plan to work out. <br /><br />• Not sugar -- Whatever you drink, make sure it's not loaded with sugar. As extreme as some sodas claim to be, they offer only a short burst of energy which burns out and can cause you to "bonk." This happens when your body's energy stores (glycogen) are burned up and your metabolism isn't able to keep up and produce more. This leaves you with no energy, and a fairly wobbly set of legs to limp home on. <br /><br />• Half-strength sports drinks -- Sports drinks, like Gatorade, are too concentrated as they are sold to be effectively and efficiently absorbed by your body. The reason it's effective at all, though, is because it replaces electrolytes that you sweat out during exercise. Just replacing water does not replace those ions (like sodium). And when you have those ions in your body, it is easier for it to retain water. However, to be most effective, dilute your sports drink by one half before drinking it to hydrate (that goes for after your workout as well)<br /><br />AFTER<br /><br />• Chocolate Milk -- Milk has water and electrolyte like sports drinks, but also includes protein which is key for helping you to recover after a strenuous workout. <br /><br />• Protein shake -- A protein shake is potentially a better choice than milk if you're more concerned with getting the correct number of milligrams of l-carnitine than you are quaffing some chocolaty goodness. However, it's best if you go old school with protein shakes, too, and make your own using whole foods as opposed to buying prepackaged muscle-milk-type drinks.<br /><br />• Beer&nbsp; -- Researchers at Granada University in Spain found out something pretty cool a few years ago. When it comes to recovering and rehydrating after a workout, beer is a little better than water. </p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/what-to-drink-before-and-after.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/what-to-drink-before-and-after.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:16:05 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>THE MOST ANNOYING SONGS...EVER</title>
            <description><![CDATA[A website for guys has compiled a list of the most annoying songs ever. Here they are, in alphabetical order.<br /><br />
<ul>
<li>Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus 
<li>Barbie Girl - Aqua 
<li>Because I Got High - Afroman 
<li>Cotton-Eyed Joe - Rednex 
<li>Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin 
<li>I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred 
<li>It's A Sunshine Day - The Brady Bunch 
<li>Macarena - Los Del Rio 
<li>Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega 
<li>Mickey - Toni Basil 
<li>Mmm Bop - Hanson 
<li>Mr. Roboto - Styx 
<li>My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion 
<li>My Humps - Black Eyed Peas 
<li>Photograph - Nickelback 
<li>Surfin Bird - The Trashmen 
<li>The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens 
<li>Tom's Diner - Suzanne Vega 
<li>Tubthumping - Chumbawamba 
<li>Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men </li></ul><br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">What song annoys you the most?</span><br />]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/the-most-annoying-songsever.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/the-most-annoying-songsever.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:47:42 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>SIGNS YOUR WAITRESS IS NUTS</title>
            <description><![CDATA[» She swears she can see her reflection in your mashed potatoes.<br /><br />» She has Today's Specials tattooed on her thigh.<br /><br />» She insists you order in Pig Latin.<br /><br />» When you order fries, she asks, "You want fries with that?"<br /><br />» She hands you a flare gun and says, "Just fire up one of these if you need anything else, Hon."<br /><br />]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/signs-your-waitress-is-nuts.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/signs-your-waitress-is-nuts.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:48:29 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>MORE CHANGES COMING TO FACEBOOK</title>
            <description><![CDATA[The roll-out is mostly complete, but not everyone's happy with the changes made by Facebook. And more changes are coming...<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; As soon as you open an account, you automatically become (Burt Reynolds'/Rosie O'Donnel's/Samantha Ronson's) friend.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; If you type any bad words, a quarter is automatically deducted from your credit card and placed into a virtual swear jar.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; If you update your status more than once an hour, you're immediately moved to their Too Much Free Time Chatroom.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; If you block someone and they see you on the street, you'll be invisible to them.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; Your picture must have been taken within the past six months or the past hundred pounds... whichever comes first.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 14px; HEIGHT: 16px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/icons/facebook-tiny.gif" align="top" />&nbsp; If you're over the age of 50, your homepage will be automatically re-directed to your old MySpace account.]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/more-changes-coming-to-faceboo.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/more-changes-coming-to-faceboo.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:10:57 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>OPENING CEREMONIES HAVE RECORD RATINGS _</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>The 2010 Winter Olympics&nbsp; got off to a record start, as 67.5 million viewers across the country tuned in for the opening ceremony Friday.&nbsp;This was the most-watched opening ceremony ever for a non-U.S. Winter Olympics. . Friday's opening ceremony averaged 32.6 million viewers.<br /><br />... The opening ceremonies were also a hit in Canada, where the show averaged 13 million Canadian viewers.<br /></p>
<p>...I am hooked on the Olympics, I love all the back stories and true sportsmanship.&nbsp; </p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/opening-ceremonies-have-record.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/opening-ceremonies-have-record.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 11:04:11 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>Singing Valentines</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Quartets from the Champion Greater Richmond Chorus are Singing Valentines again this year.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.grcsings.com/">www.grcsings.com</a>&nbsp; or call (804) 282-Sing&nbsp; </p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/singing-valentines.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/singing-valentines.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:00:12 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>Loved some Betty White and Snickers</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Snickers&nbsp;was my favorite Super Bowl ad.</p>
<p>&nbsp;The <a href="http://bit.ly/2Z2YvM">Google</a> Super Bowl ad has been on YouTube since November, but millions saw it for the first time last night.<br />What did you think of the &nbsp;<a href="http://bit.ly/ayEEjZ">Letterman</a>-Oprah-Leno ad ?</p>
<p><br />I have a date with Barney Stinson in October 2016 (and so will you). His number is 877-987-6401.<br /><br />The Clydesdales made it. Didn't they do that ad a few years ago with a donkey? Like the exact same spot? After fans heard they wouldn't be making an appearance I guess Bud had to put a Clydesdale spot on the Super Bowl with a remake.<br /><br />Taco Bell with Charles Barkley was the worst Super Bowl ad of the night. No, wait. Go Daddy with Danica Patrick was the worst and Taco Bell was second.<br /><br />... Danica's image is being hurt by those ads. Does she need the money that badly?<br /><br />We hope Denny's is ready for the rush Tuesday. Those chicken ads got a lot of buzz at my party.<br /><br />The U.S. Census is defending its $2.5 million Super Bowl ad this way: If 1% of people watching the Super Bowl change their mind and mail back the 2010 Census form, taxpayers will save $25 million in follow up costs. If only the ad made sense!<br /><br />Best moment of the Super Bowl: Drew Brees and his young son after the game.<br /></p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/loved-some-betty-white-and-sni.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/loved-some-betty-white-and-sni.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:47:52 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>Are you over Winter????</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Look....I had as much fun as most folks did in the snow...but I need a break...what about you..look at the forecast below!!!</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY MORNING THROUGH SATURDAY AFTERNOON<br />REST OF TODAY</strong> Partly sunny. Highs in the lower 40s. North winds 5 to 10 mph. <br /><b>TONIGHT</b> Mostly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. West winds around 5 mph. Becoming southeast after midnight. <br /><br /><b>FRIDAY</b> A chance of snow in the morning. Then snow. Sleet and rain in the afternoon. Snow and sleet accumulation of 2 to 4 inches. Cold with highs in the mid 30s. East winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent. <br /><b>FRIDAY NIGHT</b> Rain and sleet. Lows in the lower 30s. Northeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent. <br /><br /><b>SATURDAY</b> Cloudy. Snow and rain likely in the morning. Then snow likely in the afternoon. Cold with highs in the mid 30s. North winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation 70 percent. <br /><b>SATURDAY NIGHT</b> Cloudy. A chance of snow in the evening. Cooler with lows around 20. Chance of snow 30 percent. </p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/are-you-over-winter.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/are-you-over-winter.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:46:49 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>IT&apos;S GROUNDHOG DAY...I want spring!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">&nbsp;</span>... Every year, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, and the world wait eagerly to find out if the groundhog will see his shadow. According to Mickey Rowley, the deputy secretary for Pennsylvania tourism, 17,000 people have already signed up for&nbsp; a text from Phil.<br /><br /><strong><em>He saw his&nbsp;shadow, we're stuck with six more weeks of winter. </em></strong></p>
<p>... The tradition dates back to the 18th century, when winter was long and bleak, according to Bill Cooper, former president of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. German folklore originally had the badger or hedgehog as the seasonal predictor, but in Pennsylvania, the groundhog became the harbinger of spring.</p>
<p>I can not be the only one ready for a little spring fever!!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/its-groundhog-dayi-want-spring.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/02/its-groundhog-dayi-want-spring.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:27:50 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
        <item>
            <title>NON-INSPIRATIONALS</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Okay, so as you walk around a typical office building you usually see gobs of inspirational posters. You know, some mountain climber hanging from a cliff with some phrase at the bottom about being your best. Well, thanks to some wise-acre on the Internet, I now have a few non-inspirational phrases.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; We put the "k" in "kwality."<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; Plagiarism saves time.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; If at first you don't succeed, try management.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.<br /><br /><img style="WIDTH: 11px; HEIGHT: 11px" alt="" src="http://interprep.com/images/checkmark.gif" />&nbsp; We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.<br /><br />]]></description>
            <link>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/01/noninspirationals.html</link>
            <guid>http://k95country.com/blogs/catfish_lori_blog/2010/01/noninspirationals.html</guid>
            
            
            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:42:28 -0500</pubDate>
        </item>
        
    </channel>
</rss>
