The roll-out is mostly complete, but not everyone's happy with the changes made by Facebook. And more changes are coming...

As soon as you open an account, you automatically become (Burt Reynolds'/Rosie O'Donnel's/Samantha Ronson's) friend.

If you type any bad words, a quarter is automatically deducted from your credit card and placed into a virtual swear jar.

If you update your status more than once an hour, you're immediately moved to their Too Much Free Time Chatroom.

If you block someone and they see you on the street, you'll be invisible to them.

Your picture must have been taken within the past six months or the past hundred pounds... whichever comes first.

If you're over the age of 50, your homepage will be automatically re-directed to your old MySpace account.