• It can't be used at any dealerships with balloons or flags in the parking lot.

• If the government runs out of cash to give you, they reserve the right to pay you in beer.

• If it's determined that your car doesn't qualify for the program, your voucher can still be used to get a digital converter for your old TV set.

• If there are no fuel efficient cars left, you can instead use your credit toward the purchase of unlimited bread sticks at the Olive Garden.